Skinny Jeans?

Here, skinny jeans, indeed an interesting fashion which I could never picked up, damn...look at the size! Anyhow, I would not fit in too, yup, not that skinny... *feeling a bit gloomy*

But today, I ain't gonna talk about why skinny jeans make women looks nicer. No, no, I think everybody knows why, But today I am gonna talk about why you should think again when you wanna force your leg into those tiny holes.

Yup. as you can see, celebrities with their own skinny jeans, some not so tight but Mr. Brand's look pretty suffocating inside there. Brothers! I give you too simple reason, why no to skinny jeans

1. Its quite EXPENSIVE!

2. It makes your balls TWISTED!

Oui! It really could make your balls (testicles) twisted, really! Alright...here!

Aye, I just realised, they are using Mr Brand's pic too *hmm*. There, articles publish from New York! And if you read carefully, right after that, they mentioned as for girl, it might increase the chances of developing a vaginal yeast infection *yeast as in for bread?* YUCKS! now, you don't wanna date a good looking guy with skinny jeans and twisted balls right? So, warn your friends! and for girls? Watch out!

We speak Locality!

Smoking hot eh? But today, we are not just talking about tattoos, no no! Also not hot girls with tatts, ah-uh! We are talking about local talents with extra beautified figure :)

The whole June, and now back with NO MAKE UP!

I have not been blogging for the half of May, the whole June and now I am back, gosh...I felt terribly bad for the indiscipline behaviour. *tsk tsk tsk*

well, let see what to write about...how about some fake-ness in girls nowadays. GUYS, hey GUYS! Really, pay attention and read! You do not want to be cheated by all these covers and impressive skills of these girls, so watch out, you might be the next victim of cons!

There, you see! On your right, imagine that on the facebook profile picture, gawd! Ain't that smoking hot, but look at your left, that is just some ordinary girl ain't so?

Nehh, another, imagine you really did managed to court the one on your right and bring home, after all the 'hot' activities, you wake up to the left face, DANG!

This is even WORST! So guys, really, think hard and maybe really consider about asking them to shed off all what is on their face before you decided to...you know

Now, u tell me, do you wanna have the right one before bed and the lefty on the morning sun?