I felt terrible

Life is all good, too good when I had start working and being absorb into the working life whereby most of the time you work, and when you don't work, you sleep, yes...that type. 

But it ain't gonna happen! I am back! I can't let people who read goes off like that...alright...here is something interesting to share with you guys.

Alright, I am sure you guys know who is that typical Asian look guy right? In case you don't know, he is Kendrick Kang-Joh Jeong or better known as Ken Jeong...or Dr. Ken. No...seriously DOCTOR.

Yes people, that is not an edit, that is Ken...my point of bringing this guy in the topic today is because, this freaking ridiculous guy here, crazy if you already watched Hangover, whereby he shows his private part like its pretty normal, finished high school at 16 years old and graduated from medical school at 24 years old. YES PEOPLE...he is a genius...but yet...he chose to be a comedian instead.

I ain't gonna say a lot, but just let the quote take it away...

"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life" -Confucius. 

Oktorberfest in Kuching!

Rushing here and there, chasing for events, shots after shots...never had a time to stop and think about where to go or what to do next. Yes, that's how Kuching is currently like now, happening! This post is following my last post, whereby I had mentioned that Oktorberfest is happening in Kuching, last year event was bigger but did not have to opportunity to cover but this year, I ain't letting go, uh-uh!

First of all, these are the hyper people who bring the smile onto the crowd that night :) well, I gotta thanks these people! They are the one working and making fun for people to enjoy that night, cheers mate! Activities that night, photos...

Oktoberfest in Malaysia?!

Many had questioned, how grand is Oktoberfest in Malaysia? How happening is Oktoberfest in Malaysia? Well people, if you have yet to attend any of Oktoberfest activities in Malaysia, you are missing quite a lot, I would say!

But how about it Kuching? People always mentioned, activities in West Malaysia had been a killer, and there is nothing much in Kuching or the East Malaysia, but people,  either make it happen or complain it never happen. Your choice! 

For this year, lucky us, Event Horizon is putting up activities! Ngehehehe, wanna know what is happening? Click on their facebook page! They are gonna put up some nice activities in BRIGHTON SQUARE! Google map it if you don't know where to head. Alright...activities definitely gonna involve drinking, what is Oktoberfest without drinking right?

The hat, the dress, the drinks and the girls, there are all gonna be there to make you feel that, this is OKTOBERFEST! So, what else you are waiting for? Jot this down in your phone, tab, pad or sticky memo and put in on your desk, TGIF, its OKTOBERFEST now!

Alright now, girl is never the main attraction during Oktoberfest, but...the BEERS are! So, get yourself some comfortable and casual attire, make sure you got enough food in tummy before drinking or else, Mr Ho's fine food is there to fill you up and get ready to party! It's gonna be FUN FUN FUN!!!

Kuching is ON FIEEYAAHH!!! (fire)

Last night it was a night that I would definitely tell my friends in 50 years to come, telling them about how exciting things were like when I am in my earlier 20-ies. Telling them how people had complained about Kuching had not much going on, the town is boring and things, because on 13 of October, Elevate had bring some party spirit into the town and light it on! and...we were the lucky ones.

To get an invitation to party the VIP style is not like something which happen daily. Packed with camera and all the excitement, we went into the party...the next thing I know, its SMILES that last until the very next morning, because when we went out for brunch, we sat for more than 4 hours talking about how awesome is the party a night before.

Although there is only two act for that night, which is the International, *one of the most sexy one too!* DJ, Juicy M and our national pride, Elecoldxhot, one of the best dance crew! But, these people had put in more than effort to satisfied our entertainment hunger! So...here are some pictures of them!

Elecoldxhot shows us the sick movement in dance, I bet there are some local dance crew on the floor as well, checking out their moves and stuff and I even heard friends telling me that, they are looking forward to watch Elecoldxhot to perform, and ah-uh, they get to see it that night!

Elevating through midair, it seems like one of the 9gag meme :)

Although tired and sweaty, he still can put on a cheeky smile for the camera!

Now guys, look at this picture, if you are not there, you missed out two big things, the gorgeousness of the DJ and her skills on the deck! Now who says girl can't play good music on the deck, and at the same time, being pretty? 

When the dance crew came out with their stylish clothing, the crowds literally went crazy, everyone was shouting and all the girls, woman *yea, there are some slightly old woman* screamed, really on top of their lungs. And when DJ Juicy M started to play, all the guys did not scream, nope, because they are busy with their phones, camera, digi-cam and every single thing that they can find to capture a nice photo of the DJ as memories, they even leave their partner behind! :P

I have proof! :) So yea, we had a wonderful time, everything was great...exactly everything! Well, you guys should really check on their website now! To get to know where is elevate going! Owh yea, they served us free flow as well, what else can be better than this? NOTHING! So, head on to http://elevate.my/index_en.html and find out where they exactly going! For the rest, here is DJ Juicy M and Elecoldxhot facebook page! Remember to like them! and another, if you can't find your picture here, maybe you should go my page! Its just on the top right hand corner, yea! Enjoy the rest of the post flooded by pictures! :)

And... :)

Wonder how?

Maybe I should question this at first, have you guys ever witness any accident like just in front of your eyes, like it just happen like that, or maybe yourself have involved in one? Anyway, as I war browsing through youtube the other day, I came across this video, pretty f-up but...watch it!

I do not know under what influence these people to drive like that, but one thing for sure, please do not drink and drive, and end up in the dash-cam like the video!

*alright, next up is the U-bistro food tasting post, I need to get the photos done :)

Food is nice in Brazil?

I bet the food in Brazil gotta be nice, look at this!

These two used to be top footballers with Ronaldo still holding the record of scoring goals during his prime in World Cup, and Ronaldinho used to be known the 'The Magician' way before the appearance of Leo Messi or Chistiano Ronaldo, but now...what happen to this two?

Anyway, have a great weekend people! :)

Season 2012-13

English Premier League kicks off! Kopitiams would start to be full, beer would be selling like pisang goreng, and many cash flows around *if you know what I mean*

So, how bout some what had we been through last season and what are we expecting on the coming matches?

Dramatic!

That's one word to describe last year final closing moments for the Premier League, crown defining moments between Manchester Derby rivals, United and City where City win against Queens Park Rangers in the final minutes. Arsenal and Tottenham finished in the top four by later was disappointed by the rules of UEFA after Chelsea won another dramatic match against Bayern Munich. We had also witnessed the rises of the Magpies, finished in the top five after incredible management by Alan Pardew. Whilst the poor performance teams drop to the championship, they are the Blackburn, Bolton and Wolves making ways for Reading, Southampton and West Ha. Alright, that is last season.

Transfer

How about we list down some transfer list here:

Robin van Persie (Arsenal to Manchester United)

Jose Bosingwa (Chelsea to QPR)

Louis Saha (Tottenham to Sunderland)

Eden Hazard (Lille to Chelsea)

Lukas Podolski (Koln to Arsenal)

Shinji Kagawa (Dortmund to Manchester United)

Park Ji-Sung (Manchester United to QPR)

and the latest Song (Arsenal to Barcelona)

for more full list, click here!

Alright, for the teams, which could possibly be the one...

Arsenal, with good signings such as Santi Cazorla, Lukas Podolski and Olivier Giroud, Arsenal has a fighting chance, but I see, only in the top four not winning the title, losing their captain, Robin van Persie, I would say it is going to be a major blow for the Gunners.

Chelsea, Eden Hazard coming in, with their strong defense line and impressive chemistry among all, they could finish higher as compare to last season, but without their main striker Didier Drogba, who followed fellow team-mate footsteps to ShengHua, the game will never be the same.

Manchester City, finishin as champion last year proves that money can buy many things, with their strong line up and better chemistry around this time, it is possible for them to retain their title.

Manchester United, whoever could be the one that could stop City, that will be United. This time around, replacing a Korean with a Japanese, Shinji Kagawa, another Dutchman after Van der Sar, Robin van Persie and also the fearless Mr Vidic is now back from injury, they could put on a really good fight against their derby rival.

Tottenham Hotspur, Harry Redknapp out, AVB in. This is a shock, still with Bale, Van der Vaart and doubtful Modric, Tottenham might surprise us all.

Well, that is about it, your weekend will once again be full with these ain't so? Last words before I end this post, May the Best Team wins the Premier League and it's those that dream BIG.

Congrats to our National Heroes

Yes, I know, Olympic had ended about days ago and only now I post up some updates. Hectic is running over me these few months and therefore and kept me away from my keyboard.

But here, picking out sometime for the sake of these blog, I would like to sincerely thank our national heroes for their heroic, patriotic and masterpiece of skill during the World Stage, Olympic game.

Our beloved Dato Lee Chong Wei, in Men's Single (Badminton), during London, 2012, he was ranked no. 2 behind his bitterest rival, Lin Dan from China. fought good till the final and during the final, Lady Luck smiled upon Lin Dan and left Malaysian could only cheered for silver medal. Dato Lee later apologized in his official twitter account.

And secondly, our new-born national Hero. Miss Pandelela Rinong, 

10m Women's Platform Diving, although only Bronze medal, but we should be proud of her, this 20 years old virgin participation, under gigantic pressure from different perspective should be given compliment. Born is a small village called Kpg Jugan, Bau, from near poverty to national hero, she is someone we should be proud of!

Although only 2 medals compare to those nations who conquered the game which is the United States and China, we should proudly say, "Malaysia Boleh!"

Skinny Jeans?

Here, skinny jeans, indeed an interesting fashion which I could never picked up, damn...look at the size! Anyhow, I would not fit in too, yup, not that skinny... *feeling a bit gloomy*

But today, I ain't gonna talk about why skinny jeans make women looks nicer. No, no, I think everybody knows why, But today I am gonna talk about why you should think again when you wanna force your leg into those tiny holes.

Yup. as you can see, celebrities with their own skinny jeans, some not so tight but Mr. Brand's look pretty suffocating inside there. Brothers! I give you too simple reason, why no to skinny jeans

1. Its quite EXPENSIVE!

2. It makes your balls TWISTED!

Oui! It really could make your balls (testicles) twisted, really! Alright...here!

Aye, I just realised, they are using Mr Brand's pic too *hmm*. There, articles publish from New York! And if you read carefully, right after that, they mentioned as for girl, it might increase the chances of developing a vaginal yeast infection *yeast as in for bread?* YUCKS! now, you don't wanna date a good looking guy with skinny jeans and twisted balls right? So, warn your friends! and for girls? Watch out!

We speak Locality!

Smoking hot eh? But today, we are not just talking about tattoos, no no! Also not hot girls with tatts, ah-uh! We are talking about local talents with extra beautified figure :)

The whole June, and now back with NO MAKE UP!

I have not been blogging for the half of May, the whole June and now I am back, gosh...I felt terribly bad for the indiscipline behaviour. *tsk tsk tsk*

well, let see what to write about...how about some fake-ness in girls nowadays. GUYS, hey GUYS! Really, pay attention and read! You do not want to be cheated by all these covers and impressive skills of these girls, so watch out, you might be the next victim of cons!

There, you see! On your right, imagine that on the facebook profile picture, gawd! Ain't that smoking hot, but look at your left, that is just some ordinary girl ain't so?

Nehh, another, imagine you really did managed to court the one on your right and bring home, after all the 'hot' activities, you wake up to the left face, DANG!

This is even WORST! So guys, really, think hard and maybe really consider about asking them to shed off all what is on their face before you decided to...you know

Now, u tell me, do you wanna have the right one before bed and the lefty on the morning sun?

Inspiring Mother

I do not know how many people had watched this video, I know it had just been spread out in the social media site, but I really hope that the message behind the video itself could really be spread out and reached everyone, I would not explain much, just watch the video...

May God bless the woman and the child

Big Ears

Okay, first of all, like usual, sorry for the very late update, if you do follow my blog, due to hectic time of the year, everything seems to be crashing in like crazy, all right, today's topic! :) BIG ears

Erm, not that kinda big ears, but she is cute MOVE ON! This kinda big ears:

Owh yea, Barrack Obama, America's first black President, he got one big ears :)

And if you ever complain about the size of your ears, let me give you some reason not to hate your big ears!
In Chinese belief, having a big ear means good fortune, which Chinese relate it to the Ears of Buddha

Indeed, Buddha have one huge pair!
As for Filipinos, long big ears means, long live!

 See, wisdom, good wealth, longevity and prosperity, ain't that what everybody wanted to have? Well, complain no more about your big ears! Not enough?

A picture showing a kid, SAVED by his ears, from plunging to death from 8 storeys height, now, when he grew up, and people question him about longevity, he can confirms it! According to sources, he was playing and eventually, slipped through the iron bar and because of his huge ears, he was left hanging with only his BIG ears holding him up until fire brigade come and save the boy. Lucky him!

Now you complain!

Okay, I know you guys want some more of this, here! Have a great day ahead! :)

More? Look for yourself! *fap fap fap*